In honor of Father's Day, I thought I'd forfeit my usual time on the computer to my husband. Happy Father's Day! We're going to chuck the diet for today. Below I'm pasting a "funny" that a friend sent. Happy Father's Day to all an to all a good day!

ACTUAL T-SHIRT SLOGANS.

1. Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)

2. That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old)

3. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.

4. Procrastinate Now.

5. Rehab Is for Quitters.

6. My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

7. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?

8. Party - My Crib - Two A.M. (on a baby-size shirt)

9. Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.

10. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.

11. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN.

12. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

13. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

14. STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

15. DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music.

16. MOOSEHEAD - A great beer and a new experience for a moose.

17. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

18. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

19. Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog.

20. POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.

21. FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

22. HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.

23. A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.

24. The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it.

25. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

26. HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

27. WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.

28. The trouble with life is there's no background

This is where I would have put the Cliche of the Day if I'd taken the time to put it here. I didn't but Happy Father's Day!