Word of the Day

Pantaloony - One who excessively shops for pants.


Happy


Valentine's Day


Everyone!


I've got champagne and orange juice for mimosas, fresh blueberries for pancakes, bacon and eggs....and that's just for breakfast. I've got a whole separate menu for dinner tonight.

Murphyism of the Day

The Seventh Recommended Practice of the Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Laws for Naive Engineers

If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent production units will malfunction.

Noteworthy Quote of the Day

If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it.

- Lawana Blackwell