Wine = Health

Word of the Day

Posilutely - The contraction of absolutely and positively.

A friend sent me a "funny" that I've seen before but was particularly appropriate considering the Arizona wine activities of last weekend.

Water and Wine

To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky, Arancello, Limoncello, or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

Cheers, my friends!

Murphyism of the Day

Parson's Law of Passports

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Noteworthy Quote of the Day

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788 - 1860)