One Raccoon Down, Three Raccoons to Go

Word of the Day

Schload - A large quantity; a lot. A shitload.

Woodtick Count of the Day - 42

Have the raccoons learned their lesson? I think it's really too soon to feel certain of this. I can say that we didn't hear or see any evidence of raccoon activity last night. The trap remains at the ready to receive any critter who dares enter.

Murphyism of the Day

Davies's Law of Medical Relativity

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

Noteworthy Quote of the Day

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.

- G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)