I love getting "funnies". It makes writing blogs so much easier. Besides, I used to just forward these "funnies" to unsuspecting friends. Now they can read them in my blog or....they can just choose not to read my blog. I promised myself that I'd write in the blog every day. Ha! Now I'm doing what I used to do in Creative Writing when I had to keep a journal. I'm writing long narratives about not having anything to write about.

I will say that these "funnies" are making me feel better today. I'm jealous because my sister and her husband are going up to "the lake" this weekend. I'm also jealous that my parents are going to be heading up to "the lake" next weekend. I can't leave until June 5th because my son doesn't get out of school until June 4th. Oh well...I can start making a list of all the things I want to bring to "the lake" and then cross off all the stuff that won't fit into the car.

Here's today's "Funny"


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.

You can't have everything - where would you put it?

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.