It's just too beautiful a day to spent more then a moment of it on this computer. I thought I'd share the following "funny" before I run out the door and enjoy this bit of sun before the next cloud burst. Hurry, hurry....it might go away.


Signs Found in Kitchens:

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!

So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!

Ring bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

My house was clean last week. Too bad you missed it!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

I came. I saw. I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.

Apology. Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down,converse. It doesn't always look like this. Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat out.

My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.


Cliche of the Day

Cakes and Ale. The good life; pleasure. Shakespeare's keen ear for the common phrases of his time caught this one. In Twelfth Night Sir Toby Belch, a roistering type, says to the sour and puritanical Malvolio, who comes to calm down a loud party late at night, "Dost thou think, because thou are virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?"