Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Word of the Day

Destructions - The instructions for any mechanical device or unassembled product that, when followed step-by-step, will either render the item useless or cause serious injury.

Laundry. Packing. HTP and I are driving to The Big City tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I won' t have an opportunity to blog for a while even though we'll be bringing our laptop. Just because I have a laptop doesn't mean I'll find the time or the inclination.

Here's the "skinny"...ok...with all the eating I'm sure we'll be doing I suppose I should use the term "fatty".... Anyway, we're leaving tomorrow to drive to The Big City. We, along with HTP's parents, plan to go to visit with HTP's Aunt who is in a nursing home. After that we'll have a fabulous supper somewhere before we spend the night at a fabulous hotel somewhere in The Big City. Then at 2 AM the following morning (well before the roosters are awake), we'll be picking HTP's folks and another Aunt (not in a nursing home) to drive to the airport. We all need to get there by 4 AM (the rooster still hasn't woken up...never mind the chickens). We're all flying to Laughlin for a few days...via Fargo? I don't get the Fargo bit but we're supposed to end up in Laughlin. I imagine that the roosters will be waking up sometime while we're undergoing the hassles of airport security. Yes, I dumped anything remotely "dangerous" out of my purse. Actually, come to think of it, a woman's purse can be a dangerous thing. Let's all hope they don't add purses to the no-fly items. I hear that they're thinking of relaxing some of the rules about what we can bring onto a flight. Throwing stars?

Murphyism of the Day

Berra's First Law

You can observe a lot just by watching.

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