Word of the Day

Tankateer - A tankateer is someone who drives a tank, or a really big car.

Do you know what day it is? It's GI Joe's birthday today!

Happy Birthday GI Joe!

Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday Dear GI Joe! Happy Birthday to You!

Since you happen to be in a dry state right now, I'll lift a proxy glass of beer for you...later...this afternoon. It's still a bit early. Somehow, a glass of beer in the morning just doesn't seem right. Coffee, yes...beer, no. So...until this afternoon, here's to you GI Joe. I raise my cup of coffee and wish you many happy years to come.

Murphyism of the Day

The Monroe Doctrine

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.