I've been busy packing up stuff here at the house so my creative juices are a bit dry right now. Please enjoy the following "funny" that came from Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader. This is a really great book!

Actual Headlines Part II

Summer Schools Boost Scrores

Study Says Snoring Drivers Have More Accidents

Women Bowlers Vote To Keep Their Skirts On

Hillary Clinton On Welfare

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas in Spacecraft

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Pataki Proposes Allowing Pickups on State Parkways

Montezuma Mourns Banker Slain in Attack With Flowers

Real Estate Executive Sold On City Market

Pecan Scab Disease Causing Nuts To Fall Off

Today's Little Bit of Trivia

The praying mantis is the official state insect of Connecticut.