Word of the Day

Shrinkled-The shriveled skin you get when you're in the water for a long time.

I have a new keyboard. My brother and his family got it for me.




Note to Willie: The eyes are really cool. I can't figure out what causes the eye movement on the keyboard but I'm beginning to think it's looking at me and then at the computer screen to see what I'm writing. It's kind of disconcerting. Kind of like having someone read over your shoulder. You'll have to come see it next time you're here at The Lake.

Murphyism of the Day

Malek's Law

Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.