Word of the Day

Upscares - Fear of a second floor and refusal to climb stairs alone.

It's my brother's birthday today!

Happy Birthday Willie!

Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday Dear Willie! Happy Birthday to You!

It's also the Marine Corps Birthday!

Ooorah!

Murphyism of the Day

Vail's Axiom

In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchial level.

Noteworthy Quote of the Day

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. --Cora Harvey Armstrong