Word of the Day

Knot guilty - Speedboat violation.

Cold/Flu - Day 14

I ventured outside today. The sun felt wonderful. I hope I didn't infect the neighbors. It turns out that the neighbors across the street are from Wisconsin too.

HTP and I are going to have to dance with sheets tonight. Get your mind out of the gutter. Rumor has it that it's going to freeze tonight. My trees already look bad (dead). I figure if we don't cover them tonight, I'll be replacing four trees this spring before heading off to Wisconsin.

Murphyism of the Day

Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law

Two wrongs are only the beginning.